Dr. Laura Teaming Up With Mel Gibson to Host New Show

 I found this article today and I wonder if it could possibly be "tongue-in-cheek". It just seems too good to be true that someone would team up Dr. Laura and Mel Gibson. What a pair! According to the article, Bravo has announced its intentions to begin shooting a new reality show in October that will incorporate Gibson’s directorial ability and Dr. Laura’s love of blacks in a new talent show, America’s Got Schvatzas!” Somebody pinch me!
   . . . June

Dr. Laura and Mel Gibson Teaming Up to Host New Show
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For the past couple of days, the radio waves have been burning up over the latest racist rant to come from a celebrity. Dr. Laura, radio personality for 30 years, used the N word during a phone call with a listener. Amid her hate speech, she has resigned from her popular radio show.

Over the past couple of months, we’ve heard Mel Gibson’s hateful words flying out of his mouth. His tongue lashing out like a hungry bull frog out for a snack.

Show business experts speculate that no matter what the outcome, neither her nor Gibson, will be able to find lucrative work anytime soon.

“The economy is tough enough for everybody, but she just plunked down $500,000 a week ago on a Taco Bell franchise in Tijuana. I told her not to,” said James Freenbeen, Dr. Laura’s business manager of 6 years. “With everything that is going on in Mexico, it is the worst time to be investing down there. With no immediate cash-flow coming in, she’s going to have to do something…clean houses, secretarial work. You just can’t say n*gger. It’s kind of a deal breaker with show business people.”

Mel Gibson is in a similar situation. Gibson is in the midst of a custody battle with his former girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Not to mention, his settlement with his ex-wife, Robyn.

Times are tough for racists, but in a country that loves controversy, and awards it with opportunity, Dr. Laura and Gibson, have found a way back. Whether it be housewives in New Jersey or a family with 20 kids, today’s viewers revel in reality.

Bravo has announced its intentions to begin shooting a new reality show in October that will incorporate Gibson’s directorial ability and Dr. Laura’s love of blacks in a new talent show, America’s Got Schvatzas!”
Jacob Greenpenis, the show’s executive producer said, “This is great! We are so excited about the show. You can sense the conflict in the air. Do you like the name, “Schvatza?” I learned that from my 91-year-old Yiddish grandmother. I think it means dark person. She’s a little meschugge.

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Where Does Dr. Laura Go From Here?

 The following article is written by someone who is obviously not a fan of Dr. Laura, but it certainly carries more than a grain of truth. She was often impatient, abrasive and uncaring on her radio show and offered advice on the basis of "Do what I say, not what I do" It'll be interesting to see what happens with her in the future.
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Into The Next Stage: Why Did Dr. Laura Get In Trouble When Bill Maher Didn’t?

By GUY AOKI (First published in The Rafu Shimpo on August 26, 2010

Dr. Laura Schlessinger. Hypocrite. Giving marriage and family advice for 31 years when she hated her parents, didn’t talk to her mother for 18-20 years (before she was found dead in her condo two months after succumbing to heart disease), and her first marriage broke up after only five years. While defending her right to “free speech,” after the conservative host said she found a magazine that featured “stealth pornography” in a surf shop and the store owner denied it, she sued him for libel asserting he had ruined her reputation. The judge threw out the lawsuit calling it “frivolous.” And the “good doctor” had to settle the $4 million counter-lawsuit out of court.

Oh and quitter too. After not being religious for most of her life, Schlessinger, her second husband, and son converted to Orthodox Judaism in 1996 but changed her mind in 2003. She began the Laura Schlessinger Foundation in 1998 but by 2004 found it too difficult and expensive to keep underwriting. She initiated a bi-weekly column for the Santa Barbara News Press in 2006 but stopped writing in the middle of the following year, then started it up again only to give up in December 2008 (hey, I’ve been doing my column for 18 1/2 years!).

Whenever I accidentally caught her syndicated radio show, I could only listen for 10 seconds because she invariably cut off the callers and dispensed advice like some psychic who didn’t need to hear the rest of the details to understand the situation. And she was so abrasively annoying.

On Aug. 10, when she got into trouble for repeating “the N-Word” while giving a black caller, “Jade,” advice on how to deal with her white husband’s white family and friends, I thought about Bill Maher and our debates on “Politically Incorrect” nine years earlier.

He also said similar things: He as a white person should be able to say “nigga” because it had become such a part of pop culture that it was not offensive as “nigger.” So why did that part of the discussion pass without much notice while Dr. Laura felt the need to end her show as of December of this year? Maybe because hers was a one-sided debate and she exuded insensitivity as the host.
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